Cupid, next time hit both.

I am not an actor, neither am I a star

I drive an old beat-up car

I do not have an engineering, law or medicine degree

I wouldn’t even say that I am particularly pretty

I am not all that charitable or very kind

I tend to (more often than not) cross the line

I am not girly and I hate soft toys

I spend way too much time hanging out with boys

I say that I can sing – but I always go off-key

I have no talent whatsoever musically

I am a closet poet, I love to read and write

These (supposed) masterpieces are my joy and pride

I am impatient, stubborn and suffer from minor road rage

I am too childish for my 21 years of age

I eat like a cow and hate exercise

I specialise in the field of telling white lies

I have issues with trust

But I’ve been told that I am good with sucking… dust

I am in no way better than her, her or her

But perhaps, despite it all,

You’d still want to take a shot at forever.

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