How I Met Your Nobody.
Today, a year ago, was the day I first met you. Today, a year ago, was the day I ordered that fateful box of brownies from your website. Today, a year ago, was the day you were late with my delivery. Today, a year ago, was when we had our first
Read MoreSuicide Note.
You think that death only comes if you can convince yourself to drive to Ace Hardware to buy a rope that won’t snap at the weight of your fat ass, if you can measure and tie a convincing noose. If you could manage to lasso it around a suitable beam and find a sturdy
Read MoreFor Bella.
In the beginning, we bought you home in a pink laundry basket. We drove very carefully. You looked so small, a fragile white ball of fur. I told you, “Don’t worry, Bella. You’re going home now.” In the beginning, you were a lot of work. There were vaccinations, the feeding every night at
Read MoreAbout Me
iaremunyee.
Played many roles in life but I have always been and will always be a writer first.