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The misadventures of the heart and sometimes, the stomach.

Mama, Did You Know?

Mama, did you know that we picked out a handsome coffin for you? Mama, did you know that the make-up artist made you look so beautiful and serene; that you could almost pass off as being asleep except you weren’t snoring? Mama, did you know that alongside you, we put all your favourite things like

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Help! I’ve Got a Job Interview.

So you’ve graduated. You’ve whored yourself resume to every company within the state. Most have ignored your glowing, overqualified certifications but some companies have been kind enough to reply you with a, “…though we find your qualifications competitive, we are sorry to inform you that you are not a suitable candidate for our company” which essentially means, “You

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